me leaving someones house: uhh hey uh im gonna go? yeah im peacing out alright heh ah the doors this way right? alright yeah okay yeah peace dude okay how do you open this door is this a door help yeah alright never mind i got it dude okay yeah peace out man
I feel like a failure in life
I seriously hate myself
-___- I hate my life. I wish I could start all over. Why am I like this? Fuck this shit.
I hate feeling so sick ughhhhhh Medicine after medicine after medicine -___-
I won’t cry now, but when everybody leaves, I’ll cry alone in my room– Kyuhyun (via peacesinglove)
showalittleleg: As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you hard at the most inappropriate of times.
Time to start my homework lol
I give respect
To those men who truly love women who had children with other guys.
80 years from now;
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
jailbaitcity: paleslut: paleslut: that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon THIS IS NOT THE POST I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR
brandonaz: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think mmm, better not.
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